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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Lillian is currently undergoing therapy to deal with her long-held belief that all helicopters have spy tech that enables pilots to see her in the shower. Read More.

A record number of college students reported fear of sharing an opinion in the classroom that might differ from their peers, according to the William F. Buckley, Jr. Program’s eighth annual survey. Read More.

Hunter Biden’s crack pipe made headlines this morning when it officially filed for a restraining order against the President’s estranged son. Read More.

Who needs the Babylon Bee when we have the Washington Post? Read More.

Harvard University’s Agassiz Theater this week debuted a “heretical gay” biblical-based musical about Judas falling in love with Jesus Christ. Read More.

Great news for inclusivity! Saturday Day Night Live showrunner Lorne Michaels announced Tuesday morning that he just hired a new openly pedophilic cast member to host the popular Weekend Update segment. Read More.

It is “plausible” that there is a moral case for letting meat eaters drown, according to an Oxford University philosopher. Read More.

In a National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin issued on Wednesday, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced portentously that “the United States remains in a heightened threat environment.” Read More.

The news came from Twitter CEO Elon Musk late Friday afternoon that Hunter Biden’s laptop story was not a Russian disinformation campaign, and that the laptop did, indeed, contain icky details on the President’s son. Read More.

Retired Canadian Army Corporal and former Paralympian Christine Gauthier is restricted to a wheelchair after surviving an accident when she was in the service. Read More.

Kansas State University became the first institution of higher learning in that state to join the American Association of Colleges and Universities’ “Truth, Racial Healing and Transformation” program. Read More.

I just hung my queen against Chipper the monkey, and now I want to destroy all artificial intelligence in the known universe. Chipper was laughing at me as he won his fourth consecutive game against me, and I swear he said he’s going to tell all of his friends how bad I am when he gets back to the Cincinnati Zoo. Read More.

What is this obsession with hurting innocent children by artists, movie makers, and those who run ad agencies and fashion houses? Are kids the only forbidden fruit that’s left for these sickos to exploit? Read More.

The University of Florida College of Medicine removed ‘anti-racist’ content from its website following a report on the influence of social justice ideology on its curriculum and practices, The Washington Free Beacon reported on Wednesday. Read More.

NASA mission control reluctantly reported that they had made a startling discovery after the Artemis I rocket orbited the moon earlier this week. “We regret to inform the American public that the alt-right was correct, but they had the wrong location for the Pizzagate scandal,” said a NASA Mission Control Crew Chief. Read More.