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In a groundbreaking move that will surely revolutionize higher education, prestigious universities across the nation have announced a bold new policy: finals are now optional. That's right, students can simply choose not to take them and still pass their courses. Read More.

In a move sure to send shockwaves through the political establishment, President Biden unveiled a bold new proposal: a minimum age requirement of 85 for anyone seeking elected office. "Look, folks," Biden declared, sporting his signature aviator sunglasses indoors, "the world's a complicated place. You need years of experience, wisdom, and preferably a faint memory of the Depression to understand what's best for this country." Read More.

It’s up to a new generation of leaders to change the country’s “toxic political climate,” Bush said in Miami. Read More.

In a shocking and somewhat unbelievable turn of events, Dr. Bartholomew Q. Snodgrass, renowned scientist and inventor of the popular "Fizzy Wizzies" candy, has unveiled a revolutionary new vaccine: the "Un-C-Shot." This groundbreaking invention promises to do the impossible: reverse the effects of COVID-19, sending the virus back to the dank, bat-infested cave from whence it came. Read More.

The steep drop in demand for Covid shots reveals how Pfizer depended upon fraud to promote their most lucrative product. Once Americans knew the truth, demand dropped by over 75%. Now, Paxton’s suit brings that fraud to trial. Read More.

In the realm of college football, where passion runs high and rivalries are fierce, a dark secret lurks beneath the surface of the coveted College Football Playoff (CFP). Whispers of a sinister force pulling the strings, orchestrating the outcomes of games and swaying the selection committee, have long plagued the sport. Could this clandestine manipulator be none other than the entertainment giant, Disney? Read More.

You might as well face it, markets are "addicted to gov." Government monetary interference, that is. Government money printing and massive Federal spending. According to Goldman calculations, $350BN of liquidity (in USD terms) was added in November from the G4 central banks + the PBOC was nothing short of a fire hose. Read More.

In a move that surprised both pundits and toddlers alike, President Biden unveiled an audacious new program today: "Corn Pops for All!" The $1.3 trillion initiative promises a lifetime supply of the sugary breakfast cereal to every American citizen, except for one notable exception: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Read More.

In a stunning revelation that has left the nation bewildered and amused, President Joe Biden has officially declared himself the one and only Santa Claus. The announcement came during a recent White House press briefing, where Biden, dressed in a red velvet suit and sporting a fluffy white beard, addressed the nation with a twinkle in his eye. Read More.

In a surprise move that has left both economists and the general public scratching their heads, President Biden has announced a bold new initiative to combat inflation. The plan, dubbed "Biden Bucks for Better Budgets," calls for the immediate issuance of $2 trillion worth of brand-new, super-sized $100 bills, each featuring a portrait of the president himself. Read More.

Elon Musk, the billionaire owner of X, says the advertisers that have stopped spending on the platform due to his endorsement of an antisemitic post can “f——” themselves. Read More.

 The issue here is that this could easily be viewed as a satirical piece. Maybe it is, perhaps it isn’t, but that’s how insane the Left has become—where a list such as this for white people is tragically taken seriously by some. Read More.

President Joe Biden has once again canceled a series of important meetings, citing "bad vibes" as the reason. This marks the latest in a string of cancellations that have left White House officials and foreign dignitaries scrambling to reschedule their plans. Read More.

Javier Milei, the president-elect of Argentina, is scheduled to visit the White House on Tuesday but not meet Joe Biden. Read More.

Some Democrats are waking up and noticing that the policies they’ve been cheerleading have produced violent crime waves, a massive migrant crisis, and genocidal antisemitism. One would hope the public at large is catching on as well. Read More.