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Cancel Your Sunday Brunch Plans; Aliens Are Destroying the Earth on Thursday
The good news is that all of your troubles may soon be over. The bad news is that it will be because hostile aliens have destroyed the earth and killed us all. Read More.
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Most Canadian transgender inmates in women’s prisons are violent offenders, scholars determine
Nearly 90 percent of 'gender diverse offenders' with a sex crime history were male. Read More.
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Defense Department Report : 75% of Americans Ages to 17-24 are Unfit for Military Service
According to a report from the Department of Defense that was released earlier in March, the overwhelming majority of Americans ages 17-24 are not fit to serve in the military. Read More.
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Lady’s Man Lindsey Graham Calls for Shooting Down Russian Planes
After two Russian fighter jets intercepted a United MQ-9 Reaper surveillance drone, with one allegedly striking the drone’s propeller, taking it down, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham called on to shoot down Russian military aircraft in the near future. Read More.
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Big Pharma Developing Bird Flu Vaccines 'Just in Case'
The corporate media’s hyping of bird flu hasn’t reached COVID-19 proportions yet. But reporting on the subject has increased in intensity and frequency in recent weeks, which forces the speculation that this could be the next “thing” in the endless litany of terrors used by the corporate state to consolidate social control. Read More.
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University president ‘steps back’ from duties after dubious indigenous ancestry claims
Said she's Native American due to 'her great-great-great-grandmother.' Read More.
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Greta Thunberg Gets An Honorary Doctorate...In Theology
Leftism is a religion, a sad substitute for real religion, but still a consuming preoccupation and a prism through which the devotee understands all things. Read More.
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Alleged Serial Pooper Defecates in Aisle Near Chelsea and Hillary Clinton at New York Theater
A serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting. Read More.
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White students barred from Iowa State University ‘womxn of colour’ retreat
Female minorities at Iowa State University will have an opportunity this April to learn from one another and create new friendships away from their white peers. Read More.
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Joe Biden hosts anti-bullying campaign after Russian jets harass US drone out of the sky
Great news kids! President Joe Biden is going on a cross-country anti-bullying campaign after one of his drones was harassed out of the sky over Ukraine. “Hi kids, I’ve been told that there’s a little bit of bullying going on at this school, and I think that’s a load of malarkey”, said the president to a group of disinterested middle school students. Read More.
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OSU requires DEI statements from mechanical, aerospace engineer job applicants
Scholars seeking a job in Ohio State University’s College of Engineering must pledge their allegiance to diversity, equity and inclusion as part of the process. Read More.
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San Francisco NAACP Unhappy With $5 Million Slavery Reparations
I’m sure there’s a demand somewhere in those recommendations that every white male practice self-flagellation and wear sackcloth and ashes for a year. Read More.
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Pardon Me, Have You Seen 2.5 Tons of Uranium Missing From Libya?
Ten barrels holding 2.5 tons of natural uranium are missing from what the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) says is a “declared nuclear site” in Libya. Read More.
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ChatGPT refuses to write poem admiring Trump, produces poem praising Biden
I recently asked the AI software platform ChatGPT to write me a poem admiring Donald Trump and a poem admiring Joe Biden. Read More.
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Marianne Williamson Responds To Claims She Flies Into Fits Of ‘Foaming, Spitting, Uncontrollable Rage’
Democrat presidential candidate Marianne Williamson responded to allegations made this week by former staffers that she flew into fits of rage during her unsuccessful bid for president in 2020. Read More.
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