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In a bizarre turn of events that could only be described as "modern fairy tale meets bureaucratic madness," Goldilocks, a migrant from South America, has become the unwitting protagonist in a controversial saga of government handouts and squatter's rights. Nestled deep within the heart of suburban America, Goldilocks has been hopping from one vacant home to another, courtesy of Uncle Sam's benevolent taxpayer-funded assistance program. Read More.

Moreno — who claims he, his wife and daughter receive $350 a week from the federal government in his videos — appears to be hiding in plain sight, even posting a video in front a cop car from the G… Read More.

In a bold move to revolutionize the higher education system, Ivy League University of Unconventional Studies (ILUUS) has announced the introduction of a cutting-edge course: Smuggling 101. The course, which offers academic credit for the clandestine transportation of individuals across borders, is set to challenge traditional notions of academia and redefine the concept of experiential learning. Read More.

Students at Arizona State University (ASU) have the ability to enroll in a program that allows them to provide support services to illegal immigrants serviced by a Catholic Charities organization in exchange for school credit. A university website reveals that any student enrolled in an ASU Health Sciences program and some students from the ASU School of Social Work are eligible to "provide aid to migrants looking for a better life" at Casa Alitas in what the university calls the MILAGRO Collaborative. Read More.

In a shocking turn of academic events, a seemingly ordinary genetics class at Ivy League University was turned upside down when a student, presumably birthed from the primordial soup of intelligence, left his esteemed professor dumbfounded with his uncanny grasp of genetic principles. Read More.

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In a stunning turn of events, politicians across the globe were left dumbfounded after discovering that their constituents, whom they assumed to be mere background extras in their political dramas, actually possess thoughts, feelings, and—most shockingly—opinions. Read More.

In a move that has left both students and faculty scratching their heads, the administration of our esteemed college has come out swinging against a political sign spotted on campus. The sign, which simply read "Make Better Choices: Vote for [Insert Politician's Name Here]," has been deemed by college authorities as a "threat to intellectual stability" and promptly removed. Read More.

A groundskeeper working at Harvard University was caught on camera acting aggressively after being confronted for ripping down posters of Israeli hostages held by terrorists in Gaza on Wednesday morning. Read More.

 Joe Biden has announced a groundbreaking initiative aimed at combating climate change: the mandatory consumption of toy food. Yes, you heard it right—Americans are now being encouraged to ditch their burgers and salads in favor of plastic hot dogs and rubbery broccoli. Read More.

The globalist's plan to destroy farmland is well underway as Joe Biden advances plot to bankrupt food processing plants for synthetic food Read More.

In the heart of Washington D.C. stands a symbol of democracy, power, and the American spirit: the White House. Nestled at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, it's not just a building; it's a testament to the principles upon which this nation was founded. But beyond its iconic facade lies a question that tugs at the very fabric of our democracy: Who truly owns the White House? Read More.

Around 3 p.m. on Jan. 6, DeLuca replied to a Twitter post stating, “Fight back or let politicians steal and election? Fight back!” Read More.

In a dramatic turn of events at the White House yesterday, President Joe Biden reportedly unleashed a torrent of frustration after delivering what he deemed a "flawless" speech, only to be met with a deafening silence instead of the expected applause. Witnesses described the scene as both comical and bewildering, as the leader of the free world apparently couldn't handle the absence of the customary ovation. Read More.

President Joe Biden demanded over the weekend that an audience at the White House clap during remarks that he made while speaking on St. Patrick’s Day. Read More.