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Associated Press reported Wednesday that people in Maui who drove around a road barricade blocking the lone paved road from Lahaina as fires raged earlier this month survived, while those who obeyed perished in their cars or fled to the nearby ocean. The road had been reportedly closed due to downed powerlines.
A video report posted by CBS News last week offers a rare on the ground glimpse into the grim reality on Front Street (warning, graphic):
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