Nikki Haley is now the President of Vermont

Nikki Haley really took a hit this Super Tuesday, turning it into what might as well be called “Bloodbath Tuesday” for her. It’s not surprising, after all, she’s an unpopular warmonger and a puppet for the establishment. Her only victory on Tuesday night was in Vermont, famous for its “open primary” system where Democrats turn out in droves to vote for their favorite GOP candidate. So, as it stands, Nikki Haley is basically the president of Vermont democrats and the undisputed Queen of the DC Swamp. Quite the legacy, huh?

But let’s talk about these “open primaries.” They’re pretty much just a way to meddle in elections. It doesn’t make sense for Dems, known for turning our elections into their weaponized playground, to have a say in GOP primaries. Yet, thanks to this system, Nikki’s scraped together a couple of wins with a little help from her Democrat fan base

President Trump totally rocked Super Tuesday, leaving no doubt that American conservatives are rallying behind him to take the party all the way back to the White House. By the end of the night, Trump had amassed an impressive 1057 delegates, while Nikki Haley trailed far behind with a meager 92.

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Fall in Stowe, Vermont, USA by Sadia Afreen is licensed under Unsplash unsplash.com
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