BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that he will be randomly awarding $1 MILLION every day from now until Election Day to registered Pennsylvania voters who sign America PAC’s petition and surprised a member of the audience as the first winner.
Tesla CEO and X owner Elon Musk announced on Saturday that his pro-Trump Super PAC, the America PAC would be giving $1 million away “randomly” to people who sign his petition in favor of the First and Second Amendments.
During a town hall event in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Musk revealed his Super PAC had been trying to figure out how to get people to know about his petition. Musk noted that “not everyone’s on X,” and added that “this new” would “really fly.”
Musk ended up awarding a man attending the event with a $1 million check, telling him “The only thing we ask for the million dollars is that you be a spokesperson for the petition.”
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