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The Biden family bagged $5 million from the business partner of the “White Wolf,” a Chinese criminal gang leader who helped create the fentanyl pipeline now decimating the United States, Peter Schweizer details in his new book, "Blood Money." Read More.

In a stunning display of bipartisan cooperation, politicians from across the spectrum have come together to unveil their latest masterstroke in governance: a revolutionary plan to solve all of society's problems by simply pretending they don't exist. Read More.

In a move that left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing, President Joe Biden has unveiled his latest plan Read More.

In a stunning display of human perseverance and self-control, local man Dave Peterson has achieved what many deemed impossible: assembling an IKEA dresser without uttering a single curse word. The feat, which has catapulted Peterson to near-mythical status in his neighborhood, has left friends and family in awe and disbelief. Read More.

In an astonishing display of delusion, local politician Joe Schmoe has announced his unwavering determination to stay in the race for mayor, despite polling at an impressive 0%. Schmoe, who seems to have mistaken the word "campaign" for "camping out," has steadfastly refused to acknowledge the writing on the wall – that his chances of winning are about as likely as finding a unicorn grazing in Central Park. Read More.

The former South Carolina governor says she isn’t going anywhere, will stay in “until the last person votes.” Read More.

In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has reportedly misplaced his memory once again, sending shockwaves through the nation. The incident, reminiscent of a forgetful grandfather searching for his reading glasses, has left Americans scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a political satire sitcom. Read More.

Former President Trump's high-top sneakers sold out hours after their launch Saturday at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia. Read More.

COLUMBUS, OHIO - In a shocking turn of events, local man Greg Thompson has reportedly stumbled upon a groundbreaking revelation: reading the entire terms and conditions before clicking "agree" is not just a suggestion, but a legitimate necessity. Read More.

NO ONE outside the White House and a handful of top Democratic and Republican leaders knows the full extent of Joe Biden’s control of his own presidency. Read More.

In a groundbreaking exposé that's sure to jolt the world, investigative journalists have uncovered the shocking truth behind electric cars: they're not powered by cutting-edge battery technology or renewable energy sources. No, dear readers, brace yourselves for the truth that's stranger than fiction. Electric cars are, in fact, powered by tiny hamsters running tirelessly on miniature wheels hidden beneath the hood. Read More.

Led by an elderly man experiencing cognitive decline, the Biden administration has launched a strident effort to promote electric vehicle (E.V.) sales.  This push is part of a globalist climate change agenda that ignores the unreliability of ren... Read More.

Disney, the beloved entertainment powerhouse, has recently found itself at the center of a storm of controversy surrounding its newfound commitment to social justice and inclusivity. In an attempt to stay relevant in today's ever-changing social landscape, Disney has embraced "wokeness" with open arms, and the results have been nothing short of, well, interesting. Read More.

A newly leaked video suggests Bob Iger's feelings towards the events of Jan 6th played a pivotal role in Disney's turn to politics. Read More.

Pompano Beach, FL - In a move that surprised exactly no one familiar with the Sunshine State's unique brand of eccentricity, a Florida man, Billy "The Bard" Bobagano, attempted to woo an eight-foot alligator with a sonnet last Tuesday evening. The incident, which unfolded like a scene from a fever dream fueled by gatorade and questionable life choices, left onlookers both bewildered and oddly impressed. Read More.