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Joe Biden Shocks the World By Admitting He Isn't Polish
Joe Biden, the black Jewish Puerto Rican Catholic child, grew up feeling sorry that he wasn’t Polish or Italian. Why Old Joe drew the line there is unclear. Read More.
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Shame fast food customers into buying less red meat with ‘climate impact’ label: academic paper
Fast food consumers can potentially be guilted into buying products with less red meat and instead opting for more environmentally friendly options when “climate impact” labels are used, according to a taxpayer-funded study. Read More.
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Higher Cognitive Ability, Less Concern for Political Correctness – Study Finds
A study has found that Americans with higher cognitive ability are more supportive of free speech and less concerned about political correctness. If the woke are less intelligent, how did they gain so much influence? Read More.
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"They shouldn't be able to travel because I don't like them" - Brave Climate Change Activists
At the fourth annual Climate Posturing Summit, where the world’s elite gather to scold Americans about their “outrageous” energy consumption, multiple activists advocated for limiting the travel abilities of middle class Americans. “We believe that, if every person does their part, we can save the world from armageddon in the next 50 years,” said one activist while walking down the steps of their private jet. Read More.
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Catholic university’s LGBT club hosts drag show as Lent begins
In the Christian tradition, Lent is a time of prayer, fasting and doing penance in order to prepare oneself to celebrate Easter and it begins today with Ash Wednesday. Read More.
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NY Times Already Busy Repackaging Biden as Working Class and Thoughtful for 2024
If Joe Biden is truly running for re-election, then his flying monkeys in the mainstream media are going to have to work even harder than they did in 2020 to create a fictional version of him that appeals to voters. Read More.
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U.S. Army unveils new carbon neutral Sidewinder missiles
A spokesman for the Army was exuberant as he announced that the U.S. military will phase out older versions of the AGM-114 Hellfire missiles for new versions that run on solar power. “We’re also going to paint a rainbow flag on them!” said the spokesman as the press gave a round of applause. Read More.
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These California scholars want over $569 billion in reparations
The ongoing California Reparations Task Force has under consideration a number of proposals to ameliorate what it sees as the effects of racism on black individuals, including closing 10 state prisons, free college and planting trees in black neighborhoods to ensure “shade equity.” Read More.
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McCarthy Gives Tucker 41,000 Hours of J6 Surveillance Video
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has granted Fox News's Tucker Carlson exclusive access to 41,000 hours of Capitol videotape from Jan. 6, 2021 (aka J6). Read More.
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Uh-oh! Biden accidentally referred to Ukraine as part of the USSR during his surprise visit to Kyiv
The local press was buzzing after news broke that President Joe Biden was paying a surprise visit to the war-torn country on Monday. The meeting between Biden and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky comes just a few days before the one year anniversary of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Read More.
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Here are 16 times campus cancel culture came for presidents, dead or alive
This President’s Day, The College Fix remembers the presidential victims of cancel culture on college campuses. Read More.
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China Demands U.S. Abandon Taiwan and Apologize for Shooting Down Spy Balloon
After claiming its spy balloon was a harmless weather balloon and angrily condemning the Biden administration for shooting the balloon down (after it crossed the continental U.S.), the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is now not only demanding that the U.S. take all the blame for the incident but also that the U.S. abandon its unofficial ally Taiwan. Read More.
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BREAKING: four turtles from East Palestine vow to fight crime after being exposed to toxic chemicals
In a shocking turn of events, four chemically-mutated turtles have stepped forward to announce that they’re forming a crime-fighting group that utilizes martial arts training to fight the forces of evil. Read More.
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Stanford offered financial reward to report harmful words to campus officials
Backlash led to retraction, new initiatives to demand free speech, academic freedom. Read More.
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Biden Claims the Other Three Balloons Weren't Chinese
President* Joe Biden admitted today in a brief presser that he still has no idea what those last three balloons were, who sent them, or what they were doing. Read More.
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