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Will “Father, Son, and Holy Spirit” be replaced with “Mother, Daughter, and Holy Spiritess?” Or none of the above? Read More.

We are interested in how your qualifications prepare you to work with diverse faculty, staff, and student populations,' job opening states. Read More.

Video editors at the Democratic National Committee were busy all night refining an hour long speech into a quick 10 minute video. They accomplished this task by deleting all of the numerous pauses, breaks, and trailing off comments made by Biden during his State of the Union address last night. Read More.

A University of Michigan graduate employees union wants to see the campus police abolished and a fund set up to provide for abortions and transgender drugs and surgeries. Read More.

After invoking the January 6 Capitol riot during his State of the Union address, Joe Biden sought to connect the riot to the attack on Paul Pelosi. Read More.

The White House was buzzing today as it was discovered that an intern had accidentally overwritten the State of the Union speech to make room for their tik tok videos. The intern was allegedly filming a video called “A day in the life of a White House intern” where they tried out fancy coffees, ate a five course breakfast, and worked a total of three hours throughout the day. Read More.

Harvard Medical School soon will be adding climate change to its curriculum, a decision made by its Educational Policy and Curriculum Committee last month. Read More.

Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA) is passing out AR-15 lapel pins for Congressional representatives to wear on the floor of the U.S. House. Read More.

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM DC: If you were planning on watching tomorrow’s State of the Union Address, you might want to take a long lunch because it was just rescheduled to 2:30pm eastern time. The Biden administration admitted that the change in time was to ensure that the President didn’t have to stay up too late, allegedly due to the fact that Biden gets “sleepy” after 5:00pm. Read More.

In support of Black History Month, the Yale student government sent out an email with suggestions on how non-people of color can contribute to “Black joy.” Read More.

The Chinese Communist Government has condemned the U.S. action to bring down its spy balloon and is insisting the balloon had no military purpose. Read More.

I’m reporting live from a press conference at the White House where President Joe Biden just fumbled his way through an announcement where I’m like 90% sure he just said “more than half the women in my administration are women”. Yea… ok reporters are asking followup questions because that can’t really be what he meant, right?! Read More.

A headline Jan. 24 in the New York Post trumpeted: “‘Native American’ novelist praised by GMA, NYT accused of being a ‘Pretendian.’” Read More.

One of my best friends in high school was Mexican. He didn’t call himself “Hispanic” or “Latino.” He called himself Mexican because he was from Mexico. Read More.

FBI Director, Christopher Wray, held a press conference on Wednesday to address the investigation of President Biden and his classified documents scandal. “It’s unfortunate, but at the current moment we have no resources to investigate Biden because we’re too busy digging up more dirt on Donald Trump,” said Wray. Read More.