Man Decides He's Trans Age, Wants to Go Back and Play High School Sports Again

In a move that has shocked and confused everyone, a man has decided that he is trans age and wants to go back and play high school sports again.

The man, who has chosen to remain anonymous, says that he has always felt like he was born in the wrong era. "I've always loved high school sports," he said in a statement. "I was a star quarterback and point guard, but then I graduated and had to move on to the adult world. But I've never truly felt like I belong here. I feel like I belong in high school, with the other kids my age."

The man says that he has been feeling his trans age identity for many years, but he only recently decided to come out to his family and friends. "It was a tough decision," he said. "But I knew that I couldn't live a lie anymore. I needed to be true to myself."

The man says that he has already started the process of transitioning to his new age identity. He has started dressing like a teenager, and he has even started taking hormone therapy. "I'm finally becoming the person I was meant to be," he said.

The man's decision to transition to a younger age has been met with mixed reactions. Some people have been supportive, while others have been skeptical. "I think it's great that he's finally being true to himself," said one friend. "But I'm not sure how he's going to get away with this."

Another friend was less supportive. "I don't think he's really trans age," he said. "I think he's just trying to find a way to go back and play high school sports again."

The man says that he doesn't care what other people think. "I'm just focused on living my life as the person I am," he said. "And that person is a 17-year-old high school student."

In other news, a man has decided that he is trans-species and now identifies as a cat. He says that he has always felt like he was born in the wrong body, and he has even started dressing like a cat and eating cat food. He is currently working on finding a way to have himself declawed.

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