Canadian swim competition allows 50-year-old transgender professor to compete against 13-year-old girls

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  • Source: wokelish.com
  • 10/27/2023

On Friday, October 20, a 50-year-old male named Nicholas J. Cepeda (who goes by "Melody Wiseheart") participated in a swimming competition at Markham Pan Am Centre - a city near Toronto.

"Melody Wiseheart" was different than the rest of his competitors.

The Richmond Hill Aquatic Centre's Fall Classic swimming competition initially denied the 50-year-old man's participation, even though Rebel had presented a copy of the Friday schedule that listed Wiseheart as a competitor in Heat 2.

There were young ladies up to the age of 17 participating in this meet. They were all female, and yes, it still would have been entirely inappropriate to have a 50-year-old MAN complete with them.

So how did Melody/Nicolas con his way into a pool with 13- and 14-year-old girls?

As Rebel points out, the entire swim meet was structured around gender and age (as it should be). The 13-year-old girls did not compete against 17-year-old girls - let alone 13-year-old girls against 13-year-old boys!

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