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After following the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, Bernie Sanders finally found the legendary Knights Templar treasure that was the basis for the movie National Treasure, starring Nicolas Cage. “It’s real, and it’s all mine”, the Democratic Senator from Vermont said to himself as he examined a priceless gold coin. Read More.

A “bilingual, disabled, neurodivergent queer black Latina” member of an Arizona school board — who wears cat ears — recently said she opposes having student teachers from a local Christian college in district schools due to their beliefs. Read More.

Leftists think the Greater Idaho movement is “bad for the country” since it’s bad for the Left. It shows what the constituents of Leftists really think of them. Read More.

Also compared Battle of Iwo Jima to U.S.'s internment of Japanese Americans during WWII. Read More.

The Senate voted unanimously — at the behest of Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) — to pass a bill known as the COVID-19 Origin Act of 2023. Read More.

Mississippi just passed a law that says kids cannot consent to trans surgeries. It is the latest state following Tennessee’s example to crack down on the “gender-affirming” child mutation surgeries plaguing the nation. Read More.

A local man made the news after he loudly announced that he would be skipping his “fancy morning coffee from Starbucks” in an effort to save more money and survive the historic inflation facing everyday Americans. Read More.

Black educators need time off to cope with the killings of black individuals, even those they are not in any way related to or have any connection to, according to one professor. Read More.

Let’s check in on former Democratic Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and how she’s handling last night’s re-election loss: Lightfoot, after failing to advance to a runoff election, is now blaming “racism” and her gender for her abysmal poll numbers. Read More.

Will the US national security state scale down this conflict? Read More.

University spokesman claims federal law prevents sharing any demographic details, but free speech expert disagrees. Read More.

Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Kellen felt that his genius for creating avant-garde zombie opera was best channeled when wearing a particular pair of... Read More.

A local construction foreman said that he saw an unidentified flying object that went directly over his work site on Monday afternoon. “It was just flying all over the place, a few of my guys tried to shoot their nail guns at it as it passed overhead,” said the foreman during his morning break. Read More.

Students at Syracuse University continue to have access to an indigenous healer who burns sage and interprets dreams, thanks to a successful activism campaign. Read More.

Flying around the nation to whine about too many white laborers and dodging the calamity in East Palestine apparently aren’t possible to do on commercial planes when you’re a man about town like Pete Buttigieg. Read More.