NYC, NY - A group of New York City artisans, aristocrats, and influencers met at their favorite spot for brunch this weekend, and decided to give the newest Woke brand a try after learning they were partnering with the popular tik tok influencer, Dylan Mulvaney.
The group was observed ordering a “flight of your best Bud Light, Bud Light Lime, and Bud Light Seltzers” for the table in an attempt to remain socially relevant in these changing times. One local artist was overheard saying, “Look at us, we’re just average, everyday Joes now” as he sipped a caramel macchiato with his pinky finger held aloft.
The group was allegedly caught off guard by the lackluster taste when trying out the blue-collar beer for the first time. “Ohh, it has notes of aluminum…” one DJ from the Bronx was heard saying. A local painter of fine art was heard commenting on the “lower class charm” of the beer as he swished it around in his mouth for thirty seconds.
Overall the taste testing was a big hit, with each member of the group giving their praise to Anheuser-Busch for taking such a bold, political stand that “spits in the face of their core demographic.” “It really is terrible as a beverage, but if they’re willing to sell their soul for the Woke mob, I’m willing to support it!” said a jazz musician who specializes in Communist jazz.
