Utah Homes Slide Off a Cliff, as Does the Nation

There were some shake-ups in Utah Saturday morning. They weren’t caused by the earthquakes that happen from time to time, and they were not caused by Ron DeSantis’ jet touching down, sending shockwaves through the safe spaces of the Left across the state.

No, these shake-ups were caused by a home sliding into a canyon in the wee hours and the partial collapse of another.

According to Fox 13 in Salt Lake, people in the Hidden Canyon Estates in Draper called 911 over rumbling in the neighborhood. As it turned out, one home and half of another had slid off of a cliff. The owners of one home had planned to live out the rest of their days in their new domicile, but were forced to vacate when both homes were deemed unsafe in October.
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