The Thinking Man's Approach to Climate Change

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  • Source: Wokelish
  • 09/13/2023

President Biden and Vice President Harris have announced a new initiative to fight climate change. The plan, which is still being developed, is said to involve a lot of thinking.

"We know that climate change is a serious problem, and we're committed to doing everything we can to address it," said Biden. "This new initiative is a comprehensive approach that will involve a lot of thinking about the problem."

Harris added that the plan would be "bold and innovative," and that it would "transform the way we think about climate change."

However, some climate activists are skeptical of the plan, arguing that it is unlikely to be effective. "This is just more of the same old talk and no action," said one activist. "We need to see some real change, not just a lot of thinking."

Only time will tell whether Biden and Harris's new initiative will be successful. But one thing is for sure: it's sure to be a lot of fun to watch them think about it.

In a related story, the White House has announced that it is hiring a new climate change advisor. The ideal candidate will have a PhD in philosophy and be able to think really hard about things.

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