Federal Prison - It was a sad day for Sam Brinton, one of Biden’s nuclear waste officials, when corrections officers shut down an inmate fashion show on Wednesday at Rikers Island. “We were really excited for the first ever ‘Stealing your hearts’ fashion show,” said one inmate.
Brinton is facing multiple charges for theft after it was discovered that he had stolen suitcases from airports on several occasions. “I knew the inmates would want to really go all out, so I got my hands on some of the guard’s wife's clothes, and I think the boys are really going to love it,” said Brinton shortly before corrections officers shut the event down.
Although the event was canceled by guards, the inmates vowed to break Sam Brinton out of Rikers Island so he could secure the finest silks and linens for his comrades in prison.
