Cell block B, San Quentin Prison - Sam Bankman-Fried, the architect of the most prolific crypto currency scam in history was annoyed when he first found out that his cell-mate was going to be the disgraced former nuclear official for the Biden administration, Sam Brinton.
But Brinton and Sam Bankman-Fried would grow to bond over their shared public misdeeds, including defrauding thousands of Americans out of millions of dollars, and stealing someone’s luggage at the airport to refresh your personal wardrobe.
“Wait, what are you in for?!” asked Bankman-Fried after hearing the airport robbery stories. “Hey man, I looked really cute in this strapless halter top, you should’ve seen it,” said Sam Brinton in his defense. It’s unclear whether Sam Brinton will face trial for stealing luggage, but Bankman-Fried will certainly be tried for defrauding investors to the tune of millions of dollars.
