Undisclosed location, the Bahamas - Disgraced crypto mogul Sam Bankman-Fried was spotted giving a toast to his fellow grifters at the Sandals Bahamas corporate retreat that has now lasted several weeks. “Well boys, thanks to the winter vortex, it looks like we get another week to party while waiting for the trail”, said the former CEO of FTX.
Earlier this month it was announced that the Biden Department of Justice would seek criminal charges for Bankman-Fried, and he is expected to spend some time in prison for stealing millions from investors in his crypto currency Ponzi scheme.
“Of course I’m ready to stand trial for my misdeeds, but in the meantime…” said Sam Bankman-Fried as he held up a glass of mimosa, “let the party continue!” Millions of Americans are stuck in airports across the country thanks to the winter vortex that brought snow and icy conditions to airport runways. “Thank God I chose to book with Southwest airlines, otherwise I couldn’t enjoy another week at my corporate retreat.”
