The White House, Washington, DC - During his visit to the White House over the Christmas holiday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was at first disappointed when he didn’t seem to receive his expected gift of 50 Stinger missiles from President Joe Biden. However, once all of the gifts had been opened, Joe got out a hidden present from behind the tree and said, “Oh, it looks like you forgot one Zelly.”
Zelensky was ecstatic when he ripped open the oversized present to discover a Stinger missile that he had always wanted. “Can I try it out right now?” asked Zelensky with childlike delight. “Not in this airspace, let’s go to Maryland and you can shoot down a drone,” answered Biden with a grin on his face.
“Just be sure that you don’t shoot your eye out,” added Biden. Zelensky and his buddy Joe were seen firing at drones hovering around an airfield in Maryland shortly after the meeting, with both men laughing and pointing as the Stinger missiles filled the air with smoke and flames. “Wow, I can’t believe my uncle Joe really got me this, it must’ve cost the American taxpayers millions to support my ongoing war in Ukraine,” said Zelensky.
