Portland, OR - Crowds of blue-haired Antifa members eagerly awaited the decision of the International Oppression Olympic Committee to decide where the fourth Oppression Olympics would be hosted. The Oppression Olympics, founded by Greta Thunberg in 2019, has been a huge hit among liberal elites because it gives them a public forum where they can virtue signal.
With events like pronoun correcting, the molotov cocktail toss, and “mostly peaceful” protesting, the Oppression Olympics has been a sensational hit on MSNBC and CNN. The event draws huge crowds from liberal cities across the country, and hosting the Olympics would attract a lot of nomadic liberals and refugees from California.
At publishing time, it was revealed that Portland would be the host of the 2023 Oppression Olympics. The crowd gathered outside of City Hall were elated to find out their city would most likely be burned to the ground after Antifa members find something to riot about. Citizens were quick to board up their small businesses in anticipation of the crowds of angry rioters and fans who will flock to the Portland area in the summer.
