“The fact that Brian Kemp will receive more votes than me has nothing to do with the reason why I’ll lose,” continued Abrams. “If anything, it shows that we should restructure the way we count votes - like, why can’t my friend’s votes count for double points?” Abrams could not be reached for further comment because she had retreated to her personal echo chamber.
The latest polling out of Georgia has incumbent Brian Kemp leading Abrams by a margin of 51% to 46%, with just under half of likely voters having a “very unfavorable” view of Stacey Abrams. Of course, these polls have nothing to do with Abrams’ controversial stance that there is no such thing as a fetal heart-beat, and everything to do with… um… racism?
Athens, GA - Following several polls that have her trailing incumbent Governor Brian Kemp, Stacey Abrams told the press that the election had been preemptively stolen from the people of Georgia. “We haven’t seen any of the results yet, but I’m sure that in a month I will have lost due to election fraud again,” said Mrs. Abrams.
