Now Dylan Mulvaney Is Pitching Sports Bras He Doesn't Need

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  • Source: pjmedia.com
  • 04/07/2023
Suddenly Dylan Mulvaney, the fellow who would once have been known as a “flamboyant” homosexual and is in today’s society known as a “trans woman,” is everywhere. He’s advertising Bud Light.

He’s also currently the pitchman for Ole Henrikson, Urban Decay, Ulta Beauty, Charlotte Tilbury, and Mac cosmetics; the Plaza Hotel; Tampax; Crest toothpaste; fashion designers and suppliers Kate Spade, Aritzia and Mugler; the dating app Ok Cupid; Svedka Vodka; Walmart; and the designer clothing rental firm Rent the Runway.

That list will likely be even longer by the time you read this. And Mulvaney has just become Nike Women’s new spokesman for a product that, like Tampax, he does not need: sports bras.
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