Nike Hires Skinny-Legged Dylan Mulvaney to Sell Women's Athletic Wear

by: Jim Hoft
Apr. 06, 2023
Source: The Gateway Pundit
04/06/2023

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This is our world now. Nike hired Dylan Mulvaney as their spokesmodel for women’s athletic wear.

Dylan posted a video of him-herself dancing and bouncing around in women’s leggings and a sports bra to show off his flat chest. When is enough, too much?

Meet NIKE WOMEN’S Newest Ambassador…a biological man. Dylan Mulvaney is now being paid by Nike Women to promote sports bras- even though he’s a man! Another day, another company slapping all women in the face by mocking them and paying a man to take their place! #nike…

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