Waco, TX - A local middle school principal said during a press conference that instances of kids throwing eggs and toilet paper at his house was historically low, in part thanks to the inflated prices of eggs and toilet paper at the supermarket. “I guess that’s one good thing to come out of the Biden economy,” said the principal on Monday.
It seems that the nation’s kids have resorted to throwing rocks at school principal’s cars instead of eggs, which was of grave concern in the local principal’s press conference on Monday. “Yea, that part’s really unfortunate because I just got my old corvette detailed, but at least they’re not lowering my property value by egging my house.”
When we spoke to a few local hooligans at the middle school, they said that they were “super bummed” that they couldn’t egg their principal’s house, and that substituting rocks “just didn’t get the juices flowing” like eggs usually did. The middle schoolers admitted that they were upset their families were wasting all of these good eggs on eating instead of unleashing their teen angst against an authority figure.
