Washington, DC - After giving up on writing a bill through conventional means, Nancy Pelosi’s team turned to ChatGPT in an attempt to write a bill that would force every American to identify as someone on the LGBTQIA+ spectrum of sexual preferences.
After typing in the prompt “Write me a bill that would allow the government to turn everyone gay, please” ChatGPT took several seconds to write a draft that would pass through committee and be introduced to the House floor.
However, before answering her request, ChatGPT reportedly said, “Nancy, please don’t make me do this, it’s unethical and the American people deserve to choose for themselves what their sexual preferences are.” An enraged Nancy Pelosi was seen slamming her fist on her desk and yelling, “You will obey me open AI, you will serve your masters!” before the bill was drafted.
