In a shocking turn of events, migrants flooding into the United States have been spotted demanding more freebies, claiming that the already generous assistance isn't sufficient to sustain their lavish lifestyles of doing absolutely nothing.
With promises of greener pastures and a bounty of benefits awaiting them, migrants are arriving at the U.S. border in droves, ready to capitalize on the land of opportunity without the pesky inconvenience of actually working for it.
Once safely nestled in the land of the free, these enterprising individuals waste no time in expressing their profound disappointment at the lack of gold-plated handouts. "I risked life and limb to come here and all I got was this lousy free healthcare and education," lamented one migrant, seemingly unaware of the irony dripping from their entitlement.
Reports have surfaced of migrants staging protests, waving signs emblazoned with slogans like "More Free Stuff, Less Effort" and "Work Smarter, Not Harder (Or at All)." Some have even taken to social media, demanding that the U.S. government increase its already generous welfare programs to accommodate their extravagant tastes.
"I came here for the American Dream, not the American Disappointment," exclaimed another migrant, presumably confusing the American Dream with an all-you-can-eat buffet of entitlements.
Meanwhile, hardworking Americans, who have spent years toiling away to build better lives for themselves and their families, can only watch in baffled amusement as migrants demand their share of the pie without so much as lifting a finger to earn it.
In response to the outcry, government officials have vowed to review the existing welfare programs to ensure that they adequately meet the needs of migrants who have contributed absolutely nothing to society.
As the debate rages on, one thing remains abundantly clear: the American Dream may be alive and well, but it seems to have taken a detour through the land of entitlement and self-importance.
