Los Angeles, CA - Firefighters for the Los Angeles FD were busy putting out a blaze at the estate of filmmaker Michael Moore on Wednesday afternoon. Reports came in shortly after 4pm local time that an explosion had occurred at the mansion on Rodeo Drive.
Allegedly, the explosion was the result of Michael Moore spontaneously combusting after he read the news that former President Donald Trump would soon return to Facebook and Twitter. A firefighter on the scene described the 911 call they received, “the caller reported that filmmaker Michael Moore went up like a roman candle” said the firefighter.
“Poor guy, he never stood a chance. He was simply too woke… his little mind was literally blown at the idea of Trump making a triumphant return to social media,” said the firefighter as he wiped away tears from his eyes.
