The White House, Washington, DC - A large group of liberal voters were observed protesting in front of the White House this morning, with many of the demonstrators holding signs that had slogans like “Nukes! Nukes! Nukes!” and “Armageddon can’t come soon enough!”
In a twist of fate, it seems that many of the same demonstrators were actively campaigning against the early 2000’s invasion of Iraq. When asked about this contradiction, one protester had this to say, “well, in 2003 it was cool to protest against the villainous invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan… and now the best virtue signaling you can do is express pro-nuclear war sentiments.”
At publishing time, many of the protesters were busy looking up where Ukraine was on the map, as well as chanting criticisms of Joe Biden for taking too long to declare war on Russia and China. “Look, the price of gas is too high, rent is too much, and no one has any savings in their bank accounts. The perfect solution for all of us is a global conflict that endangers the lives of billions of innocent people… I hope Biden finally gets it and sets off another forever war.”
