San Francisco, CA - Labeling the attack as “typical of the ultra-MAGA Republicans,” actor Jussie Smollett claimed that he was attacked by the same assailant who targeted Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul. “I just feel it in my bones, this was the same man who targeted me on that fateful night in Chicago,” said Smollett, former star of the show Empire.
“I think he shouted, ‘This is MAGA country’ or something like that,” continued Smollett, despite the fact that the attack took place in San Francisco, California. SFPD said that they had beefed up security following the attack, in which a crazed man allegedly used a hammer to attack Paul Pelosi.
“We are aware of the alleged attacker’s political convictions, which just so happen to match those of Smollett’s attacker,” said the SF police chief when interviewed about the investigation. “Although neither of these attacks seem to be plausible, we still need to use them as an indictment against the millions of Trump supporters across the country.”
