Austin, TX - As part of a court settlement handed down earlier this month, the Judge in Alex Jones’s defamation lawsuit stipulated that the radio show host must listen to at least 42 hours of Mariah Carey’s holiday hit single, All I want for Christmas is you.
Jones was heard screaming about how “it’s not even Thanksgiving, please have mercy,” and that being forced to listen to the grueling, overproduced sounds of Mariah Carey met the legal requirements for cruel and unusual punishment.
Jones will also be required to make a big deal about putting up his Christmas decorations before the Thanksgiving holiday. The radio show host was later seen on his front porch blowing up a giant inflatable reindeer while wearing an elf costume. Upon closer inspection, it appears that Jones used light-up candy canes to spell out the word “injustice” on his front lawn.
