Just when you thought President Joe Biden couldn’t possibly outdo his latest round of gaffes, he pulls off the impossible—by outdoing himself yet again! In what can only be described as a “senior moment” stretched across an entire presidency, Biden has apparently been caught with new evidence that, surprise, he’s not exactly the sharpest crayon in the box. But let’s be real, the Democrats have been trying to convince us for years that Joe’s got his act together. Turns out, all he’s got together are his daily ice cream stops and that same old look of bewilderment when someone mentions “the economy.”
Yes, folks, new information has come to light that reveals exactly what we’ve known all along—Joe Biden is essentially winging it. His presidency might as well be a live reality show where every day is a cliffhanger, and the question is always the same: “What’s he going to forget next?”
This time, it’s not just forgetting where he parked the Beast (that’s the presidential limo, for those keeping track of his bloopers). No, this latest revelation is Biden’s complete and utter failure to grasp the concept of basic governance. It seems that Sleepy Joe has been taking executive orders like he takes his oatmeal—lukewarm and with a side of confusion.
Rumor has it, Biden’s handlers are considering adding a flashing sign next to his teleprompter that says, “Smile and Nod, Joe,” just to avoid another incident where he publicly questions who’s actually running the country. (Spoiler alert: It’s definitely not him.)
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Word on the street is that Biden’s schedule now includes daily reminders of what year it is and what office he’s holding. And if you believe the latest reports, there’s even a contingency plan in place if Biden goes off-script—Kamala Harris will rush in with a heartfelt speech about how much she loves Venn diagrams. That ought to distract the press for at least five minutes!
One of the more shocking pieces of news in this Biden bombshell is that he’s been getting briefings on pressing national security matters after they’ve already been leaked to the media. Apparently, Joe’s idea of “staying in the loop” is reading CNN’s headlines and calling it a day. It’s like trying to lead a country by flipping through the Sunday comics. We’re one step away from Biden getting his briefings in the form of “Highlights for Kids” magazines.
But of course, the mainstream media will swoop in to rescue the president from himself, like they always do. They’ll probably turn this latest mishap into a story about Biden’s “resilience” and “dedication to transparency”—because nothing says transparent like a president who transparently doesn’t know what’s going on half the time. Forget the term “Sleepy Joe”—at this point, it’s more like “Zoning Out Joe.”
Meanwhile, Kamala is likely waiting in the wings, clutching her binder of word salads, ready to make the case that this is all part of the “long-term strategy” for America. If this is the strategy, it must have been scribbled on a napkin by Hunter during one of his more “creative” moments.
But let’s not forget—this is what the Democrats signed up for. They’ve been trying to pass off Biden’s constant blunders as “quirky” and “authentic,” like he’s some folksy grandpa figure. In reality, he’s more like that relative who keeps asking if you’ve seen his glasses when they’re sitting right on top of his head. And now, the country’s the one paying the price for Grandpa Joe’s forgetfulness.
The kicker? Biden’s approval ratings are doing a great impersonation of his train of thought—constantly plummeting with no signs of recovery. But hey, as long as Joe can still find his way to the ice cream parlor, the Democrats will tell us everything’s fine.
In the end, the American people are left watching the world’s most painfully awkward sitcom: “The Biden Presidency.” The punchline? We still have over a year of reruns. So grab your popcorn (or your emergency stash of Advil), because who knows what the next episode will bring. One thing’s for sure—it won’t be boring. And knowing Joe, it probably won’t make much sense either!
