In a bold new initiative, President Joe Biden has announced that all Americans will now be entitled to two scoops of ice cream at no cost to them. The policy, which is set to take effect next summer, is designed to address the growing problem of ice cream inequality in the United States.
"For too long, ice cream has been a luxury item that only the wealthy can afford," Biden said in a speech announcing the new policy. "But ice cream is a basic human right, and everyone deserves to enjoy it, regardless of their income."
Under the new policy, all Americans will be able to receive two free scoops of ice cream at any participating ice cream shop. The government will reimburse ice cream shops for the cost of the free ice cream.
The policy has been met with mixed reactions. Some people have praised Biden for his commitment to ice cream equality, while others have criticized the policy as being wasteful and expensive.
"This is exactly the kind of policy that we need from our government," said one ice cream lover. "Ice cream is a delicious and nutritious treat, and everyone deserves to enjoy it."
"This is a complete waste of taxpayer money," said one critic. "The government should be focused on more important things, like fixing the economy and fighting crime."
Despite the criticism, Biden has defended the new policy. He has argued that the cost of providing two free scoops of ice cream to all Americans is a small price to pay for the benefits of a more equal society.
"Ice cream brings people together," Biden said. "It's a way for people from all walks of life to come together and enjoy something delicious. I believe that this policy will make America a happier and more united country."
In addition to the new ice cream policy, Biden has also announced a number of other initiatives to address inequality in the United States. These include a plan to make all pizza free, a plan to give everyone a free puppy, and a plan to make all holidays mandatory.
"I believe that everyone deserves to live a happy and fulfilling life," Biden said. "And that starts with having access to ice cream, pizza, puppies, and holidays."
