Washington, DC - There are unconfirmed reports that the president had a scary nightmare where he was still the leader of the free world. Instead of telling him the truth, aides of the president have resorted to telling Joe that it’s still 2008 and he’s the Vice President.
“We did it Barack! I’m the Vice President!” said Joe Biden after being gently lied to by his Secret Service agent.
Jill Biden allegedly said “That’s right, you’re the VP”, to which Joe Biden responded, “Thank God, I had this terrible dream where Barack wasn’t in charge anymore… I kept yelling at people calling them Jack… gas prices were horrible.” Jill was overheard saying to the Secret Service agents and White House staff, “Shhh, no one tell him what year it is, we can just continue to let the Deep State run things until he’s not Sleepy Joe anymore.”
