Washington, DC - In an attempt to steer Zoomers away from risky spending habits, the Federal Reserve put out a press release where they incorporated young person slang to appeal to a younger audience.
“For real, no cap G, the economy is straight not bussin right now,” the press release began. It was clear from the first sentence that Jerome Powell relied heavily on his younger interns to draft the statement on his behalf.
“The economy is scuffed y’all. We printed too many Benjamins, gotta cut back for real, for real.” Upon reviewing the press release, Powell was visibly confused as to what the words on the page actually meant. He was especially confused as to why the interns chose to sign off on the release by writing, “Your homie, Big Jay P” at the end of the release.
