Washington, D.C. - President Biden and Vice President Harris met in the Oval Office on Tuesday to discuss the rumors that Biden is being impeached.
"I'm worried, Kamala," Biden said. "I'm hearing rumors that the Republicans are planning to impeach me."
"Don't worry, Joe," Harris replied. "It's just a bunch of hot air. They've been threatening to impeach you since you took office."
"But what if they're serious this time?" Biden asked. "What if they actually vote to impeach me?"
"Then we'll just have to go to trial," Harris said. "And I'm confident that we'll win."
"But what if we don't?" Biden asked. "What if they actually convict me and remove me from office?"
"Then you'll be retired two years early," Harris said. "Is that really so bad?"
"I don't know," Biden said. "I'm starting to enjoy this presidency thing."
"Well, you've only been in office for a year and a half," Harris said. "There's still plenty of time to ruin it."
Biden laughed. "Thanks for the vote of confidence, Kamala."
"You're welcome, Joe," Harris said. "Now, let's talk about why they're trying to impeach you in the first place."
"I don't know," Biden said. "What are they saying?"
"Well, they're saying that you're senile, that you're incompetent, and that you're not fit to be president," Harris said.
"But that's not true!" Biden said. "I'm perfectly sharp. I can still ride a bike without training wheels."
"I know, Joe," Harris said. "But that's not going to stop the Republicans from saying whatever they want."
"So, what do we do?" Biden asked.
"We ignore them," Harris said. "We keep doing our job. And we show the American people that we're the best damn administration they've ever had."
"I like that," Biden said. "I like that a lot."
