Austin, TX - I just hung my queen against Chipper the monkey, and now I want to destroy all artificial intelligence in the known universe. Chipper was laughing at me as he won his fourth consecutive game against me, and I swear he said he’s going to tell all of his friends how bad I am when he gets back to the Cincinnati Zoo.
“You have lost… again,” said Neuralink, an artificial chip that was implanted into Chipper the monkey’s brain as part of Elon Musk’s experiments. I was on board with forcing every American to get a brain chip implant, but now I’m against this dystopian policy.
Musk seems adamant that we use his Neuralink, but I’ve seen The Terminator one too many times to get on board with his plans. And if Chipper the monkey is a sign of things to come, I don’t want to put America on the path to creating an actual Planet of the Apes doomsday scenario.
