Washington, DC - Hunter Biden’s crack pipe made headlines this morning when it officially filed for a restraining order against the President’s estranged son. The battered, beaten crack pipe was seen exiting the County Courthouse on Wednesday, accompanied by lawyers and hounded by paparazzi.
“My client has gone through a difficult time and wishes to be left alone while they process the trauma they’ve experienced,” said a lawyer for the crack pipe, who settled out of court with the Bidens for an undisclosed sum.
Reverend Al Sharpton was also in attendance and made a statement about the beleaguered crack pipe, “This pipe has been abused, been used, and has had to face unimaginable pain from Hunter Biden. The fact that Hunter can continue to abuse crack pipes is egregious, unacceptable, and a miscarriage of justice. Please tune in to MSNBC, where I’ll discuss this case in more detail.”
