Hooray: Bud Light Is No Longer the King of Beers

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  • Source: pjmedia.com
  • 06/09/2023
At last, here is something to celebrate: for the first time since 2001, Bud Light is not the top-selling beer in America.

Ever since it embraced fake woman Dylan Mulvaney as the face of the brand and thereby endorsed the Left’s relentless efforts to force us all to affirm that 2+2=5 and that men can become women, Bud Light has been in a never-ending nosedive. King of Beers no more; now Bud Light is just the Drag Queen of Beers.

The UK’s Daily Mail reported Wednesday that “in the four weeks ending May 28, Modelo Especial store sales soared past $333 million, a 15.6 percent rise on the same period last year.” This was good enough to pass Bud Light and claim the top spot, as Bud Light sold only $297 million worth of beer during that same period, “which was a 22.8 percent fall in sales compared to the same time last year.”
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