Great, even toilet paper turns kids gay…

Did you know that your toilet paper is filled inordinate amounts of PFAS forever chemicals?

These chemicals are found in soaps, clothes, packaging, carpets, tampons, soaps, shampoo, cleaning solutions, beds, chairs, literally everywhere, and they're also in your toilet paper that you wipe your ass with.

Considering we've known these chemicals are toxic and absurdly persistent in the body and environment, carcinogenic, horrible for the brain, and very disruptive to the endocrine system and fertility health for decades now (known intimately by both 3M and DuPont in their internal research very long ago), why in the hell is it still being used in so many products?

It's because they're trying to destroy your fertility and hormones, which results in men with low testosterone that are much easier to control and subjugate, and women who are unable to have children, among many other health issues.

We're all getting attacked by a death cult from every vector we can possibly imagine, so it'd be really cool if we could all unite on this again as a first principle, like we were getting close to having before recent conflicts, instead of arguing about which government is the moral authority in murdering people in war.
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