In yet another shining example of government efficiency and sound judgment, Vice President Kamala Harris has found an innovative way to handle the aftermath of natural disasters: funneling FEMA money not to devastated American communities, but to house illegal migrants instead. Yes, while the citizens of Maui, Florida, and the Northeast are still trying to rebuild their lives after fires, floods, and hurricanes, it appears the administration has found a new priority — and surprise, surprise, it’s not Americans.
Former President Donald Trump was quick to point out this misallocation of resources, reminding us that FEMA's mission was, last time anyone checked, to help U.S. citizens recover from natural disasters — not to provide free housing to individuals who entered the country illegally. But hey, what’s a little redefinition of a government agency’s purpose among friends?
Under Harris's watchful (if somewhat aloof) gaze, FEMA funds are apparently better spent on securing cozy accommodations for illegal migrants. Why bother with the inconvenience of rebuilding American homes, infrastructure, and lives when we can set up temporary housing for non-citizens? After all, who cares about American flood victims when there’s a politically correct agenda to serve?
One can almost picture Kamala's thought process: "Sure, Americans are struggling after these disasters, but think of all the potential future Democrat voters we can house! Priorities, people!"
What’s next for FEMA under this visionary leadership? Free cell phones and Netflix subscriptions for illegal migrants as part of their "recovery package"? Perhaps a government-funded housing development where the entry requirement is not surviving a hurricane, but sneaking past the border?
Of course, mainstream media outlets are too busy praising this administration’s “compassionate” approach to bother asking pesky questions like, “Why are we diverting disaster recovery funds to house illegal immigrants instead of helping Americans recover?” But Trump isn’t afraid to ask, and neither should we be.
As FEMA reallocates resources to those who broke our laws to get here, millions of Americans are left wondering: when will their government actually start putting them first? Maybe once Kamala finishes her cackle tour, we’ll get an answer. Until then, keep your sandbags ready, because it seems natural disasters are no longer the top priority in the eyes of the administration.
In the immortal words of our former president: "We’re going to have to fix this mess. Again."
