FBI Director: “We’d like to investigate Biden’s documents case, but all our resources are focused on digging up dirt on Trump”

FBI Headquarters, Washington, DC - FBI Director, Christopher Wray, held a press conference on Wednesday to address the investigation of President Biden and his classified documents scandal. “It’s unfortunate, but at the current moment we have no resources to investigate Biden because we’re too busy digging up more dirt on Donald Trump,” said Wray. 

Members of the press were quick to point out what appears to be preferential treatment of the current President by the FBI, to which Wray responded, “That’s absolutely untrue, when has the FBI ever meddled in election politics in the past?” 

Following the press conference, Wray was overheard talking about how they need more dirt on Trump, because, “Trump’s documents were unclassified, so we need something that’s going to stick. Get me CNN on the phone now, we need Anderson Cooper to report that Trump is anti semitic or something.”



 
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