Near Phoenix, AZ - “Dude, the Clintons are going to kill me when they find out we’re lost,” said one delivery man as he examined a map of Arizona on Tuesday afternoon. “The election hasn’t been called yet, so we still have time to deliver the right ballots.” The two men were seen arguing over which direction Phoenix was before speeding down the highway.
“We just have to make sure that Kari Lake doesn’t win and we won’t end up on the Kill List,” said the same delivery man to his coworker when they were back on the road. The driver then received a hologram call from Hillary Clinton, who was dressed in the same robes that Emperor Palpetine wore in the Star Wars franchise.
“Will the votes be delivered in time?” asked a hooded Hillary Clinton. “It will be done, my Lord,” answered the delivery man. After several detours and missed turns, it appears that the votes were counted in time to give the Arizona Senate victory to the Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Katie Hobbs. When they reported to Emperor Clinton following the election, she was overheard congratulating the delivery drivers. “You’ve done well,” said Clinton over the hologram.