CEO Celebrates His Employee Selling His Dog So He Can Go Into The Office

Just when you thought humanity couldn’t get any worse, Clearlink CEO James Clarke shared a story that appeared to push us even further into our own moral decline during a virtual town hall Wednesday.

A clip of Clarke shared online appears to show him talking about how putting one’s “blood, sweat, and tears” into an honest day of hard work allows employees to go home to their families and focus on what’s really important. The clip appears to be choppy, and poorly cut, and a bit suspect if you ask me, but the content is brutal if real.

“I learned from one of our leaders that in the midst of hearing this message, went out and sold the family dog,” Clarke continued. Apparently this news broke his heart, but he still went on to applaud whatever monster works for him that did such an attrocious, disgusting thing.

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