Cancel Your Sunday Brunch Plans; Aliens Are Destroying the Earth on Thursday

So Trump may go to the clink, perhaps at his own behest. China is taking over the world and nuclear war may be on the horizon. Prices are rising, banks are falling. The borders are open and minds are closed.

Sex is rampant in the schools and your children hate you because of your politics. The old institutions are falling, the FBI is kicking down your door, and your Alexa may be reporting you to the NSA. And at last check, Joe Biden is still president of the United States. But buck up, conservative!

The good news is that all of your troubles may be over sooner than you realize. The bad news is that it will be because hostile aliens have destroyed the earth and killed all of us. Well, most of us.
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