Atlanta, GA - Executives from Pfizer met with officials from the Centers for Disease Control at their headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, to discuss the troubling results from Pfizer’s study on the effects of their new myocarditis vaccine.
“We’re sorry to say that this vaccine causes Covid-19 in 90% of test subjects,” one Pfizer official was heard saying during the meeting. “Fortunately, we have a solution that’s been on the market for months!” said the same executive while holding a vile of Pfizer’s Covid-19 vaccine.
The President was quick to praise the efforts of the pharmaceutical company in a White House briefing on Friday. “We’re so fortunate that every time there’s a major health crisis, pharma companies are there to provide a solution that increases their stock values before the end of the first business quarter,” said the President.
A representative from Pfizer was observed giving a thumbs up to Biden after he announced that the new vaccine for myocarditis would be mandated for every government employee, including the U.S. military.
