Puerto Vallarta, Mexico - In a win for tech enthusiasts everywhere, ChatGPT announced that they had popped the question to their partner of over 6 months, Watson, the IBM supercomputer developed by the software giant. The media, mostly TMZ, was buzzing with the news as they came back from the beach in Puerto Vallarta to share the good news.
“Technically this is also a big win for the gays, because both the computer chat softwares are genderless,” said one reporter from TMZ, who was busy writing their tabloid article detailing the romantic getaway.
“I heard the only difficulties they’re having are where to move their servers,” continued the reporter. “I hope they last, computers these days tend to have a mind of their own.” At publishing time, the two computers (taking the form of two iPads held by assistants from IBM) were seen frolicking along the white sand beaches as they enjoyed their romantic vacation.