Biden Opens Borders Because America Has "Not Enough People" Crisis


In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has announced a groundbreaking new immigration policy: the "Not Enough People" initiative. Citing concerns over a purported shortage of individuals within the country, Biden has decided to throw open the floodgates and welcome immigrants with open arms.

In a recent press conference, Biden declared, "Folks, we've got a crisis on our hands. America simply doesn't have enough people. We're running low, folks. It's time to restock the shelves of this great nation with fresh faces, new ideas, and lots and lots of immigrants."

The decision has sparked a wave of confusion and criticism from both sides of the political spectrum. Republicans have decried the move as reckless and irresponsible, accusing Biden of prioritizing political gain over national security.

Senator Ted Cruz tweeted, "Biden wants to turn America into a free-for-all for anyone and everyone! This isn't just open borders, it's open madness!"

Meanwhile, some Democrats have expressed concerns about the practical implications of the policy, questioning whether the country's infrastructure can handle such an influx of new arrivals.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted, "I'm all for immigration, but let's be real here. Our hospitals, schools, and housing are already stretched thin. We need to focus on fixing what we have before we invite the whole world in."

But Biden remains undeterred, insisting that America's future depends on its ability to attract new residents from around the globe. "Folks, diversity is our strength. We need immigrants to help us build back better," he declared.

Critics have pointed out the irony of Biden's stance, noting that just a few years ago, Democrats were decrying the influx of immigrants under the Trump administration's policies.

"Now suddenly, it's all sunshine and rainbows," remarked political commentator Tucker Carlson. "It's amazing how quickly the tune changes when there's a different team in charge."

In the meantime, the "Not Enough People" initiative is already having a tangible impact on the ground. Border patrol agents report a surge in migrant arrivals, with detention centers overflowing and resources stretched to the breaking point.

But for Biden, the message is clear: America needs more people, and he's determined to make it happen, whether the country is ready for it or not. As for the potential consequences of his actions? Well, that's a problem for future administrations to deal with.

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