Biden Claims the Other Three Balloons Weren't Chinese

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  • Source: pjmedia.com
  • 02/17/2023

President* Joe Biden admitted today in a brief presser that he still has no idea what those last three balloons were, who sent them, or what they were doing.

He stated that “nothing suggests they were related to China’s spy balloon program or that they were surveillance vehicles from other — any other county.”

Biden continued his sputtered speech with a claim that the “intelligence community’s current assessment is that these three objects were most likely balloons tied to private companies, recreation, or research institutions, studying weather or conducting other scientific research.”

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