Applicants for university’s janitor job openings required to submit DEI statement

Those interested in applying for several “Custodian 1” job openings at Eastern Washington University better brush up on their diversity, equity and inclusion lingo before they submit their application.

The university requires all candidates — apparently including janitors — to submit a “Diversity Response,” according to its website.

The Custodian 1 job’s duties include performing “a variety of custodial, housekeeping, and general maintenance functions to maintain the cleanliness and care of state agencies’, facilities, and institutions,” it states.

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