In a groundbreaking effort to protect democracy—or at least the parts of it they like—Airbnb has gone beyond hosting sketchy vacation rentals. Now, they’ve upgraded to election interference, booting pro-Trump ballot chasers from their temporary homes. Apparently, counting ballots is only acceptable if you’re doing it from a left-leaning coffee shop while sipping a $15 oat milk latte.
According to reports, several conservative volunteers staying in Airbnb properties were suddenly evicted as they prepared to chase down those elusive, legally cast votes. You know, because participating in the democratic process is just so… 2016.
While Airbnb has claimed this move is all about protecting the "safety" of their community, some might argue that the only thing they’re safeguarding is a politically convenient narrative. After all, nothing screams fairness like stopping people from observing ballot counts, right?
Perhaps this is all part of Airbnb’s new "Democracy Superhost" program. Book a place, and if you're found helping out in a red state, they’ll toss you out faster than Gavin Newsom changes his mind on lockdowns.
Airbnb’s CEO could be thinking ahead: “Why stop at ballot chasers? Maybe we should also ban anyone with a MAGA hat, or better yet, anyone whose rental review contains the word ‘freedom.’”
As the 2024 election heats up, Airbnb seems to be adding election meddling to their ever-expanding list of services. What’s next? A Biden-themed bungalow where renters get an “I Voted” sticker upon checkout? Either way, conservative travelers should tread lightly—because Airbnb’s new rules might just leave them politically homeless.
