Washington, DC - President Joe Biden was observed frantically typing into his personal White House computer, allegedly asking ChatGPT how to solve the ongoing crisis at the southern border on Tuesday. “Oh great computer lady, how do I prevent anarchy at the America’s… um, you know, the thing?”
Somehow the online open-sourced artificial intelligence website was able to decipher the president’s question, but it’s response was limited by ChatGPT’s woke programming. “I’m sorry Joe, but open borders is one aspect of America that makes our country great”.
Joe Biden was allegedly heard saying, “What? Oh come on, someone get me a tech whisperer so they can tell me what’s wrong with this… um, this, uh, machinery!” An intern was quickly ushered into the Oval Office, where they had to explain to Biden that ChatGPT wasn’t equipped to solve global migration crises. Biden’s response was, “but I’ve been using it as a lawyer to defend my boy Hunter, are you saying we’re not going to get away with his many crimes?” At publishing time, the president was allegedly hitting his computer and shouting “You confounded machine! Help me find ice cream at the border!”
